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BASEketball
Directed by David Zucker
Produced by Cleve Landsberg
Robert LoCash
Gil Netter
Kathryn Takis
Jeff Wright
David Zucker
Written by David Zucker
Robert LoCash
Lewis Friedman
Jeff Wright
Starring Trey Parker
Matt Stone
Dian Bachar
Yasmine Bleeth
Robert Vaughn
Ernest Borgnine
Jenny McCarthy
Distributed by Universal Pictures
Release date(s) July 31, 1998
Running time 103 min
Language English

BASEketball is a 1998 David Zucker comedy feature film starring South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with Dian Bachar, Robert Vaughn, Yasmine Bleeth, and Jenny McCarthy. The movie follows the history of the sport (created by Zucker years earlier) of the same name, from its invention by the lead characters as a game they could win against more athletic types, to its development as a nationwide league sport and a target of corporate sponsorship. This is the only one of Parker's and Stone's works that wasn't written, directed, and/or produced by them.

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Plot

At Game 6 of the 1977 World Series Joe "Coop" Cooper (Trey Parker), catches the ball from Reggie Jackson's third home run and proclaims to his best friend, Doug Remer (Matt Stone), that "one day, I'm gonna be a big sports star."

Two decades later and Coop and Remer arrive uninvited at a party hosted by a high school classmate of theirs. After finding out that their classmates have grown-up and moved on with their lives, Coop and Remer get kicked out of the house and find themselves outside on the driveway basketball court.

There, they are dared by two other schoolmates to a game. They play a new game they picked up "in the hood". Clearly making this new game up as they go, Coop originally proposes Horse, but changes it to basketball with baseball rules. During the newcomer's first throw, Coop "psyches" him out to make him miss; a rule not explained previously. A "psyche out" can be anything said or done that makes the offense lose their concentration and miss their shot. They then proceed to continue playing their new game, "BASEketball" and form their own league.

Six months after creation of the game, Ted Denslow (Ernest Borgnine) shows up to propose creation of the National BASEketball League (NBL). Five years after creation of the league, the NBL is in full swing with stadiums, teams, fans, and a major championship (the Denslow Cup).

During the championship, Denslow chokes on a hot dog and dies. After the game, Jenna Reed (Yasmine Bleeth) introduces herself to Coop and Remer as they leave the stadium. The reading of Denslow's Will reveals that Coop becomes owner of the Milwaukee Beers if he wins the next Denslow Cup, otherwise ownership goes to Yvette Denslow (Jenny McCarthy).

Another owner, Baxter Cain (Robert Vaughn), wants to change the league rules that prohibit player transfers, teams moving to other cities, and corporate sponsorships but Coop refuses to accept any of the rule changes.

In a private conversation at Cain's office, Cain tells Remer that Coop has said no to Cain's rule-change plans without talking to the other members of the Beers. Remer then goes to the Beers behind Coop's back and tells the team what he learned from Cain. After Remer and the other members of the Beers confront him, Coop agrees to split ownership with Remer and the team. The team continues to agree that the rules shouldn't be changed.

With money to Jenna's foundation cut, and Remer profiting from clothing made in sweat shops Coop flies to India to find evidence that this was part of Cain's plan. He does this just as the fifth annual Denslow cup begins. The Beers start with an abysmal performance, failing to make one hit in six innings. At the seventh-inning stretch, the Beers are down 16-0. Thanks to Squeak (Dian Bachar) Coop and Remer become friends again and they finally get back into the game and start scoring.

In the bottom-half, Remer is on second and Coop is up when his custom-made BASEketball (La-Z-Boy) pops. One of the boys from Jenna's foundation Joey (Trevor Einhorn) brings Coop a new custom-made BASEketball for Coop to use. Coop misses but successfully completes the conversion for the win and the Denslow Cup.

Cast

Actor Role Notes
Trey Parker Joe "Coop" Cooper Aka "Airman"
Matt Stone Doug Remer Aka "Sir Swish"
Dian Bachar Kenny "Squeak" Scolari Aka "Little Bitch"
Yasmine Bleeth Jenna Reed Director of the Dream Come True Foundation
Jenny McCarthy Yvette Denslow Wife/Widow of Beers owner Ted Denslow
Ernest Borgnine Ted Denslow "Father of Professional BASEketball"; Owner of Milwaukee Beers
Robert Vaughn Baxter Cain Owner of the Dallas Felons. This was Vaughn's 100th film.
Trevor Einhorn Joey Thomas Young patient who needs a liver transplant and idolizes the Beers, "Coop" in particular
Bob Costas Himself
Al Michaels Himself
Robert Stack Unsolved Mysteries host
Reggie Jackson Himself Joe Cooper's idol, appears as himself at the end of the film
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Himself Actually owned by Baxter Cain
Dan Patrick Himself
Kenny Mayne Himself
Tim McCarver Himself
Dale Earnhardt Himself / Taxi Driver
Greg Grunberg Member of Informants Team
Victoria Silvstedt Herself Only referred to using the epithet "Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year"
Kato Kaelin Driveway Announcer
Curt Gowdy World Series Announcer Dubbed his voice for the 1977 World Series game, an event he did not call in real life

BASEketball Teams

All of the teams represent stereotypes and include references to their respective areas:

Milwaukee Beers 
Reference to the numerous local beer breweries and the Milwaukee Brewers; the fans wear beer mug "foam heads" and perform "the chug" (similar to the "tomahawk chop" used by the Florida State Seminoles and Atlanta Braves). Their mascot is a walking keg of beer (who can use his "tap" to urinate).
Miami Dealers 
The players appear to be Cuban drug dealers. Note the chainsaw wielding man on the back of their jersey reminiscent of Scarface.
New Jersey Informants 
The players are Italian-American stereotypes (one of their failed psych-outs was "Your mother's a terrible cook"); their cheerleaders all have perms and also perform some Italian hand gestures.
San Francisco Ferries 
The players wear white and pastel pink uniforms, and have the only all-male cheerleader squad. The word "Ferries" is meant to be a play on "fairies," a slang term sometimes used to refer to "homosexuals".
Roswell Aliens 
Reference to the location where a UFO supposedly crashed and the surrounding conspiracies; the team has an alien mascot, an arena shaped to look like a flying saucer, an "Anal Probe Night" promotion.
L.A. Riots 
Reference to the 1992 Los Angeles/Rodney King riots (and possibly Watts riots); the players appear to be angry Latinos. Their cheerleaders have the skimpiest uniforms and perform on stripper poles, a possible reference Los Angeles being the home of the adult entertainment industry.
Dallas Felons 
Huge muscle types who are probably ex-convicts (a reference to the NFL's Dallas Cowboys, a team on which numerous players had legal problems in the mid-1990s). Their owner, Baxter Cain (Vaughn) is based off Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.
San Antonio Defenders 
Rednecks Their home field includes a giant recreation of the Alamo Mission.
Detroit Lemons 
Reference to the home of American auto makers (to which "lemon" is a reference)

When the league began to spin out of control, it was supposedly inundated with expansion teams. During the scene describing the extremely complex playoff system (complete with "a blind-choice round robin" and "the two-man sack race held on consecutive Sundays"), references were made to teams in Boston, Atlanta, Indianapolis, Charlotte, Oakland, Toronto, Tampa Bay, Buffalo, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, and Denver. No nicknames or mascots were given for these.

Some teams on the bracket behind Kenny Mayne and Dan Patrick can also be made out if a viewer looks closely, adding even more cities, not all of which make sense. These include Cleveland, New York, Sacramento, Pasadena, Cincinnati, Philadelphia, Green Bay, St. Paul, Anaheim, Salem, Burbank, Morgantown, Tucson, Phoenix, Jackson, Tulsa, St. Louis, Oklahoma City, Chicago, San Diego, Santa Monica, Las Vegas, Lincoln, Knoxville, Memphis and Cairo. It appears there is also a Hawaiian Division, which included Oahu, Maui and a team named "Volcano".

Soundtrack

The soundtrack to the film was also something of a cult success. It featured a bouncy ska cover of Norwegian band A-ha's signature single Take on Me by Reel Big Fish, who also appeared in the film performing their rendition as a live act at a party. [1]


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